battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

So Yahoo!, 

maevemactire:

Welcome to Tumblr,

gentlemandemon:

http://thefrogman.me/

"How a character can become so real that they cease being a character. They become ingrained in your mind and you can’t get rid of them no matter how hard you try. Even to a point where they take on a life of their own."

—

The Review Must Go On (via kallista-asha)

…Yeah.

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

; ; Jarvis has been my favourite character throughout all the three movies, and Tony is awesome for being such a good buddy with him.

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

Best entry of Eurovision Song Contest 2013, people. Hands down.

If you’re saying this shimmering, elegantly dressed, rapidly growing, dubstep opera-singing mr. Dracula look-alike shouldn’t score high with his performance, you are severely wrong XD Way to go, Romania.